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A Ward McMasters Thanksgiving

November 30, 2015 Ward McMasters
From left to right: Ward, Ward, Ward

From left to right: Ward, Ward, Ward

It's that time of year again, Thanksgiving! A time for family, food, and threats of frivolous lawsuits demanding this domain be taken down. As a result of watching too much Food Network lately, here is my review of the event.

Review of McMasters Family Thanksgiving:
Turkey: A-   Delicious, but it took a little long to cook and I had to resort to eating leftover crab dip from the fridge
Crab Dip: A+   While not normally a Thanksgiving staple of the Thanksgiving meal, this surprisingly hit the spot.
Beer: A+   The best things in life are free.
The Seating: D-   As always I ended up with a foldable picnic chair when we underestimated the necessary amount of seating
Overall Experience: A-   It is always great having all three Ward McMasters in the same room. However, I can't give a full A or A+ because my father refused my very reasonable offer to sell him this domain for a mere $10,000. 

Bonus Thanksgiving Fun Fact: According to my grandfather, his grandfather (also named Ward) was a model for either cigarette or beer ads. He wasn't sure which, but either way I'm considering a new career path. 

 

 

 

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